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This weekend was so fun (and so retarded), and I’m sad it’s over and not all weekends could be like this one…well I guess I’ll narrate it just so I can look back at it and laugh at he dumbness of it all. Friday my cousin, Nikki, picked me up from school because she was visiting for the weekend and staying at my Grandma’s house and I was going to stay there too. First we went to the “Oh WOW! Nickel Arcade” (lol) because she just HAD to go there to play cheap ass DDR and become addicted to the guitar game. I got a ton of scary little army men from getting tickets. It was special. Next we went to Riverpark so she could get a Pesto bagel at Uncle Harry’s but they didn’t have any so too bad, lol. Then off to Selma… It’s always fun to go to Selma, either that it’s so boring it’s fun. We got so damn bored we were making paper airplanes and ended up staying up till one in the morning playing poker with my Grandma and betting with pennies. Yay! Next morning, we waited patiently for two of our other cousins to come over, Stephanie and Jennifer, I talked about them a couple of weeks ago. Yup, they haven’t changed in that time, still scary as hell and like to copy me. Nikki went to go visit some friends so my aunt took me and Stephanie and Jennifer to the infamous Hanford Mall. This time we didn’t see a movie so we had like three hours to walk around. It was a horrible, HORRIBLE experience…Jennifer is a scary kid. First we went to Anchor Blue and she finds this “Grow a Boyfriend”, she follows me around the store begging me to buy it for her, telling me how she’s going to take it to the Sades Hawkins dance…finally I gave in while they were buying drinks at some coffee place, “If you buy me a drink I’ll buy you a boyfriend.” It worked, I got a $4 drink for buying her a $2.50 boyfriend. Greaat, great. I pushed them into going to Hot Topic, yay goodie, then we spent like thirty minutes in Afterthoughts thinking we were going to split the 10 for $5 deal, but last minute Jennifer discovered she had no money. Smart now, aren’t we? We went to the book store for awhile and they bought scary teeny bopper magazines (not that I should be talking) and Jennifer was begging me to buy her some magazine. AHHHHH! Every time the thing she wants me to buy for her gets more and more expensive. Well, the next store I wanted to go into turned into a big mistake, “FYE – For Your Entertainment”…*sighs in aggravation* We ended up being in that damn store for like thirty minutes because Jennifer just HAD to watch the rest of “Pirates of the Caribbean” until the very end even though she had seen it like ten times already! So we had to sit in the middle of the damn store watching it on three freakin TV screens for thirty minutes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I wish I had never went into that damn store, but it got worse! As we were leaving Jennifer saw these beautiful life size poster board things, they had Elvis, they had Lara Croft…they had Legolas… “Christa, buy this for me please? Look it’s taller than me! It’s perfect! I can take it to the Sades Hawkins dance with me, look at his serious face, isn’t it so lovely, doesn’t it fit mine… won’t we look so good together...” and blah blah blah! She went and found the one that was in the plastic wrap and followed me half way around the store with it begging for me to buy it for her and making up scary crap. WHAT THE HELL?! That was scary, and annoying…and I’m never going shopping with her again. And being the bad cousin I am I suggested she’d steal the one that was already half way out the door because hey, it’s half way out the door. But then I guess it also might be a little hard to carry it out and not look suspicious… Teaching my younger cousin how to shoplift…bad. Teaching her how to like and get money from people by making up stories, really bad. I suggested she go collect change from people then maybe she’d have $25 to buy that damn scary ass thing…but she wouldn’t do it. She just had fun making up stories about her being broke and robbed and…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! By this time I was dying to get out of that mall since she had some thought in her head that I was a really nice cousin that would buy her anything just because I bought her a “Grow a Boyfriend”! NO! NO! NO! No mall with Jennifer, EVER! EVER! I don’t like to be followed around by strange children holding life size poster boards. She made such a scene, it was so embarrassing! These people were even laughing at it, like it’s funny or something! And that wasn’t even half the things she begged me to get for her, she asked for like ten million things in every store. AHH! Ok, inhale – exhale, calmness and peacefulness, it’s over. So we left the mall and went to some people’s house for awhile, it was boring. Stephanie and I decided to put band-aids on our faces like Nelly to see if our Grandma would think we were retarded, she did. LOL. Stephanie stayed over, and that night was really retarded. We had nothing to do so I played piano after putting on some 80’s figure skating tape my Grandma had. Grandma sure enjoyed watching it, but I was bored and Stephanie was about to go crazy too. Nikki was in the other room playing computer games, smart. Finally after twenty minutes I couldn’t take it and took the tape out since my Grandma was asleep. She just asked if it was over and I simply responded, “yes”. I got away with that, but not with the fact that I was too lazy to rewind it. Stephanie wanted me to put “Lord of the Rings” on since we were watching it earlier but never got to finish it, so I did. I’m not watching movies with Stephanie ever again because she makes stupid funny comments that will make it impossible to watch them again. If you haven’t seen the movie don’t read the next paragraph. First of all, that girl cries over everything. I mean she didn’t while we were watching it (Nikki decided to watch the last thirty minutes with us too) but she would explain the parts she cried at. First off, the part where Boromir dies. Right before it she’s talking about, “my favorite part is coming up!”…yea that made no sense…but then she made one of the dumbest comments. The guy’s dying and she goes, “Look at how white he is. OMG, he is so white!” Nikki and I started laughing so hard because we were just like “WTF?” that comment made no sense, we didn’t know she meant he was pale, it just sounded like she was referring to an albino or something, now that I think of it I don’t even know why it was so funny it just was…LOL. Yes, so then for the rest of the evening all things white were amusing. And we made sure to point out all things white. Besides that I don’t remember what we were amused be, but I think we were caffeine high or something because now that I think of it, it wasn’t that funny…but then again, you’d have to be there…I guess…to here Stephanie say the “white” comments. WHITE WHITE WHITE! Silly cousins. Yea, so my uncle wanted to watch the second movie so we put it on, but fell asleep, and got in trouble for falling asleep the next morning since we said we wouldn’t fall asleep, but we all did. Next day, that would be today. I was the only one stuck home so I begged my grandma to take me to the greatest (one of them) places in the world…”PIZZA PIRATE”. Ok, yea, so that place is SO GHETTO! It’s in the most ghetto shopping center of Selma, and there’s a picture of a parrot with an eye patch, and the only good game in there is “Neck-n-Neck” because I played that all the time when I was little because it was the shit (it’s a horse racing game) and I was happy to get to play it. Then I got more army men with my tickets. Not only that, I forgot but for breakfast, Grandma took us all to the waffle place again which was great because we had been begging for that all weekend. Whoa, that’s where Jennifer gets her begging from…us…oops. :P Well, that was great, I went to Video World, bought stupid videos, realized I was broke, wanted to cry. Nikki came home about an hour after we got home and we went to the “Dollar Tree” but ended up not buying anything because we were too lazy to wait in line. Then in spite of the fact we were going to have a huge dinner in three hours we took our stupid asses to the Baskin Robbins drive-in, ordered a sundae and ate it in the car so we wouldn’t get yelled at. And to be even more stupid we drove in front of our Grandma’s old house to dispose of the cup the sundae came in my laying it on the street. Now that’s just grand, isn’t it? On the way for dinner we were listening to karaoke CDs in the car and singing along badly for the entertainment of my Grandma and Uncle, it was great. Well, we ate dinner at the ghetto place which wasn’t as good as it used to be, then I went home. I didn’t want to go home but I had to because of the damn band parade, how sad. It was a fun weekend, a little crazy and scary, but fun. much luv, Chrissay
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