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Well, today’s Bible Study was interesting, but it wasn’t the Bible Study itself, it was the way my brain works, and how many subjects and the type of subjects I go through in a short amount of time. I got through about 10 to 15 minutes of the Bible Study at full attention and then one comment just through everything off. “Did you know ‘live’ spelled backwards is ‘evil’?” Ritchie from the movie “Summer of Sam” says that in the movie! That is what comes to my head, not that it’s a common thing people have probably said. So now I’m thinking about that movie “Summer of Sam” and how I now want to watch it but never get to watch it because there’s so much cussing in it and I have to wait till everyone in the house is dead asleep. Then I wondered why I am obsessed with movies about psycho killers, especially when they are true stories. Ritchie is awesome even though he’s a really scary ass closeted bisexual with a hidden agenda that sings along with songs by “The Who” horribly. But then I started thinking, maybe he wasn’t completely in the closet because he wore really tight shirts like really gay guys do…and then blah…my mind frame was changed again when somebody’s phone went off and she had some LOTR ringtone. Then I started thinking about all the really cool action figures and how I wanted them for my birthday. Then I realized I had to make a birthday list to give to my family and parents. And now I’m realizing this is where I write all my thoughts so I’ll post it here while I’m thinking, and when they need it I’ll come get it. -NO food, gift cards, movie gift certificates, girlie stuff (such as My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bear, Rainbow Brite, Bratz Dolls, Barbie Dolls, dolls in general, and ESPECIALLY … SANRIO), “Star Wars” toys, clothes, accessories (bracelets and that kind of crap), cell phone accessories, lotions and that kind of crap, VHS tapes, CDs, gay (I’ll edit that for them of course) stuff I don’t have room for like disco balls and lava lamps, stuffed animals/bean bag animals, and well…that’s a long list of stuff I DON’T WANT… -“Once Upon A Time In Mexico” DVD (I have “Desperado” thanks to Erin, might as well own this too, and on FULL SCREEN) -FULL SCREEN “Seabiscuit” DVD, and ONLY the one at “Wal-Mart” that also comes with the book! I think I’m going to specifically ask my mommy for this… -Mint Green or black bean bag chair from “Target” -LOTR Action Figures (any of the hobbits, Gollum/Smeagol, Gimli, Aragorn, Gandalf, and Legolas, but ONLY if it actually shoots arrows, or else…ewww, and maybe even a Ringwraith) That’s all I can think of for now, hopefully within the next week my list will be the right size to actually give to them, right now it’s pathetic. I get so pissed off when family members ask for lists and then they don’t get you anything on it, but instead just a gift card to go buy the stuff yourself, it takes away the fun! DAMNIT! Anyways, back to my trailing thoughts at Bible Study. After thinking of all that crap I started thinking about something I should have been thinking about, my English final. I was reviewing the literary terms in my head that I had studied before I left and tried to figure out how I would use my time the next morning to study and make sure I get a holy A because I needed one. Well…eventually for some reason I associated “Yo ho” with one of the words and thought of POTC, and I should be shot for using that term for it, only the fansites and fanlisting use that! Well, while pondering about POTC I realized the funniest thing. JACK Sparrow and WILL Turner, kind of like JACK McFarland and WILL Truman from “Will and Grace”! Even both Wills with a last name that starts with a T! Now that’s something some sicko can go write slash fan fiction about! Wills and Jacks! “Will and Grace” is a great show, I’ve been deprived of it, I must watch my DVD soon!!!! After that it was all kind of a blur of everything, I started thinking about the stupid people at Edison and how I wish I could turn on karate on them and kick their asses and not get suspended. Then it went on to the preppy little white kids that strut around like they have a stick up their ass, then it went on to the people in my Chem class that are annoying, and then it went to the annoying kid on the bus this morning who has a loud voice. He talks like he’s trying to hide his high-pitched feminine voice by trying to talk deeply, very annoying. Then I started thinking about the stupid girls on my bus… Girl #1 (preppy like voice): “I know you aren’t talking about 50 Cent, that is my man, and so is Nelly!” Girl #2 (high pitched, really scary annoying voice): “No, I was talking about Johhhnnnnnyyyy and Orrrllllaaaaannnnndddooo. I’m going to become an actress someday and I’m going to marry one of them.” Girl #1: “Well I’m going to become a rapper and I’m going to marry 50 cent or Nelly.” Girl #2: “No you’re not.” Girl #1: “Yes I am.” Girl #2: “No you’re not, see my dream is actually believable, but yours isn’t.” Girl #1: “No it’s not.” After that they started talking about this stupid lotion crap they bought at some store and how good it smells, like Calgon, Calgon take me away or something. These girls are retarded I swear! They play “B.S.” on the bus almost everyday and on almost every turn one of them shouts in their gay high pitched voices, “BULLSHIT!” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 7th GRADERS!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with them?! I didn’t talk like that when I was in 7th grade!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! “Bullshit, bullshit, that’s bullshit, OMG, that is SOOOO bullshit!” SHUT UP!!!!!! **inhales** I’m not even going to get started on that stupid boy that tries to hide his high-pitched voice. First of all, he has to YELL when he talks…whoa…I got started, I’m going to stop now. Well by the time I was done thinking about 50 million things Bible Study ended and everyone started sharing their prayer requests. What is wrong with people and droning on?! Everyone took like three minutes! But I feel awful, because while people are sharing their problems, here’s what I was thinking about. -Having a pet mogoose, ferret, or a Smeagol (lol) -Having a piece of cheese when I got home -Trying to read “God Save The Sweet Potato Queens” -Watching “Degrassi” Basically to sum it all up, I'm an awful person and the song "Milkshake" was in my head the entire time I was there... Finally, it’s all over and done and now I’m home sweet home. Time to go study for my English final while organizing the quizzes on my diary. Bye!
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