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Heyo! Lots of updating to do, the past couple of days made up for that awful, me going crazy New Year's Eve. I created another word to add to the dictionary that will probably only contain words/phrases that I will use but I'll tell ya'llz about that in minute, if anyone is even reading this...BLAH! NEW YEARS! Went to my Auntie's house, there was tons of people there that I didn't know so I went upstairs where the "kids" were. At first I was absolutely annoyed and thought it would be yet another beautiful day. I walk in and my 14-year-old cousin Stephanie goes sarcastically, "Oh, so you're here". She's at that age where you can't tell if she's joking or not. I just sat down and watched "Toy Story 2" with them, I was bored...but somewhat amused (and annoyed) by the little kids there. One kept running in and out of the room, and everytime he ran into the room he was breathing like he had just seen a ghost. Then the other little brat came in with his pants off. This family had three little boys and they had no control, and even the mom and dad were freakin' annoying, I was SO glad when they left. Well as soon as they left my cousins' cousins from the other side of the family came. One of them is a little younger than the 14-year-old...ever since I was like 4 I freakin' hated that kid. He's loud, obnoxious, breaks EVERYTHING, and doesn't listen to everyone, makes these retarded jokes, I don't even think his own cousins like him...lol...Yea...so until he left I was pretty much annoyed. Around 8 my Grandma was going to leave and I was supposed to spend the night there but just as I had expected my aunt invited me to spend the night last minute. I hate saying know so I agreed, and then to spend the next night at my Grandma's. Well, for the next two hours I went into my 12-year-old cousin, Jennifer's, room to talk on the phone because that brat was still at the house and I didn't want to go anywhere until he was gone because I didn't want to have any anger attacks. At around 10 I finally left the room and went into their "bonus room" and Stephanie had fallen asleep but Jennifer and my 10-year-old cousin Carl were still awake. He was playing video games, she was watching TV. And that's pretty much what we did till around 1. I couldn't sleep there, it was so hard, and I can't having scary dreams. I'm not going to sit here and describe my stupid dreams. I'm already writing enough crap. BLAH! So any ways, the next day was one of the most lazy and relaxing days EVER! Around 10 I briefly woke up. My cousins are all like a mix of me in the morning. One was on the computer, one watching TV, one playing video games. I watched TV for about ten minutes then fell back asleep...lazy ass I know. At around 10 Carl and Jennifer woke me up to see if I wanted to go to breakfast with them but by the time I had my lazy ass up they had to leave. So I stayed home with my aunt and Stephanie. Well being that she is turning out to be as retarded as I am we looked through her stupid Teen People, YM, and Seventeen magazines to scope out all of the oppurtunities in which we could go on the webpage and get FREE STUFF! Yep that's it, FREE STUFF! So we ran to the computer and were on it for like an hour and a half an managed to sign up for...one contest...sick, huh? She ended up going to all these websites for stores instead...typical...typical. Afterwards we ate lunch then went up stairs and let the rest of the lazy day begin. The TV was on for the next what seemed like 100 hours. And besides that here are some stupid things that happened. -I watched the "Sims" houses Stephanie and Jennifer had created. Stephanie's kitchen had a wonderful bed, jacuzzi, and piano, and Jennifer lived with her new husband Orlando (eww). And they had a kid! And she was going to name it BOB! I told her "Don't you dare name that child BOB!" So she named it...Ben? Sick, sick, sick. She neglected that child too! I hate that game...those kids are OBSESSED! Whenever one wasn't playing it, the other was. -I corrupted Jennifer by teaching her the game of LEMONS, she became addicted...LOL...great...well it started off not that bad until I told her to put "butt" on the body parts thing. I had to censor myself all weekend...it was hard. -My cousin Carl stood up out of nowhere and started dancing and cheering because he got the what seemed like the 1 millionth touch down on his football game that he played ALL DAY! -Stephanie and Jennifer got into an argument over this stupid ass Orlando Bloom picture in one of their magazines, they started ripping their crap up over it. I tried not to laugh at how stupid this was, but thank God I did because then they realized how retarded they were and stopped arguing. -Took quizzes in magazines, realized that Jennifer is a potential "Future Erins of America" with pronunciations such as chameleon saying the "ch" like you would in the world "chat", and pronouncing the world "ego" like "egg-o"...Yup, she's a future Erin of America. Not only that she couldn't spell at least ten words she used in the LEMONS game... Wow, I've gone dense I don't remember anything else except all the OLGAs that kept coming on TV that day. First there was an Olga on "Punk'd" and then one on "Hey Arnold". It was OLGA DAY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Olga! Olga! Olga! Yea, so then around 6 or 7 we headed off to my Grandma's house...lol...took the whole ride to decide we were going to eat at McDonalds. My cousins like to copy me. I order a fruit parfait, McChicken, and fries, Jennifer has to order it too. I'm such an influence on those children...which is why I had to censor my self.... We went to my Grandma's...and right before they left Jennifer joked around and said "Stephanie is going to stay here forever", and Grandma invites her over...she stays over too...Jennifer had to go home because of the party. WELL! Stephanie is taking after me and my other cousin Nikki and the way we act around Grandma. Typical things like asking her to take us to every other place on the planet, asking to "borrow" (meaning give) us money, all that good stuff. We bothered her for a good hour, figured we'd go no where the next day. That evening was scary. My cousin and I argued over using the damn piano because there was really nothing else to do except WATCH TV which we had been doing all day, and then she just went to sleep. I was about to go to sleep around 12 but the phone rang, and I answered the phone, and some possesed sounding child kept saying... "anona...anona..." My Grandma finally answered the phone and apparently this kid had called twice before. First she called and played music asking if my Grandma liked the music then she called asking for someone, and when Grandma said that person didn't live there the little brat would go "I'M NOT CALLING THE WRONG NUMBER!". This really pissed my Grandma off because she started talking about tracking down the little girl and going to kill her, which I found rather amusing. Well she called one last time and Grandma threatened to call the police. No more phone calls, I went to sleep. And now I interupt my basic entry to talk about my other new work "Kiyoko-isms"...Kiyoko is the name of my grandma, and here if the definition and some examples... Kiyoko-isms: Typical things that my grandma does repeatedly or some things she has only done once but it was just so hilarious and you could just predict it, or it was really unpredictable. EXAMPLES: 1. Me: Grandma, can we go to Wal-Mart? Grandma: *holds up a basket of jams* Why do you want these jams for? 2. *watching TV, some girl has a shirt with the word "SLUT" across it* Grandma: "SLUT! Her shirt says "SLUT"! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! 3. *Grandma turns off the radio in the car for no reason* Stephanie: Why'd you turn off the radio? Grandma: I have to park. 4. Rolling up seat as far as possible, to what seems like two inches between the steering wheel and the seat. 5. "Baka!" 7. "Monku!" 8. "You stupid girls!" I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYMORE! But I swear I could write a whole book on this stuff, and I will. I'll write a fictionary journal of some girl and she will know somebody named Kiyoko, and will have a list of Kiyoko-isms. Well the next morning (this morning) was absolutely marvelous. My grandma's friend Celia calls and invites to breakfast, we go to this waffle plate. I decide to try some waffle call the "Tooty Fruity Combo", well I consider it. Stephanie refuses to order it if I don't ... but she wants it. I decide to order it, she copies me (typical). It was the weirdest thing ever. A big ass waffle with fruit, whipped cream, and orange ice cream in the middle...WTF?! Well, a couple of hours later we're off to Hanford just like we wanted to shop at the mall and see a movie. My Grandma and Celia drop us off at the mall while they go to some casino. First we went to go see the movie "Stuck on You", and then we walked around, ate dinner, and left... I'm tired, and I can't remember much more, plus I don't think anyone is actually going to read this entire thing. It's more for me to have as a memory of how scary these past two days were ... but yea ... I would NEVER write this much is a real diary so why not use this one. Now I'm bored and need to get started on my HW. First, a "Queer Duck" song has just popped into my head - "Yo ho, homo, a pirates life is gay, shiver me timbers and butter me mates, each and every day!" That is the best episode of "Queer Duck"!!! BYES!! much luv, Chrissay |