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Ok this is just stupid so I have to share it with somebody. I have this friend named Dayana which if you've read my diary before I'm sure you've heard my talk about her. She has gotten crazier since the last time I mentioned her. There's a chance she might be coming to my house on Friday to spend the night because on Saturday we are going to have a yard sale. Or at least I hope this will all work out. Wellllll, on Friday night she wants to stay up watching movies...all...Robert De Niro movies...as many as we can fit into one night. This "obsession" just started today. Yea so blah, that's bad enough already. But noooooo, it doesn't stop there! I went to ImDB.com to look him up and see all the movies he's in, only to find out his birthday is August 17th, Saturday. Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. **sarcasm** So now my dope ass friend Dayana (actually this was my idea but at first I was being sarcastic until it actually sounded like fun) decided why not have a birthday party for him. If that isn't just...gay. So as soon as 12 AM comes and we're watching this movie we get to have cake and shit! ISN'T THAT SAD?! Thank God there's not a 100% chance this is going to work out but with my luck I will and it will definately be on the the TOP 10 list of the dumbest things I've ever done in my LIFE! Yeesh I can't believe this shit. Dayana is a scary person. Scary scary scary. Wanna know what movies we're supposed to watch? Oh sure, why not tell you! -Heat -Casino -Wag The Dog -Godfather II -Analyze This -Backdraft -Great Expectations -Awakenings She wanted to watch "Cape Fear" but I said "fuck no" because that movie is just...ewww. OMG, I can't believe how pathetic this is! Why the fuck did she have to become so obsessive in one night the days before she comes over! WHY WHY WHY! Great I'm talking to her online and she's playing this game called "Guess the Movie" and it asks you questions and here is the question: "Does it involve Anthony Hopkins saying 'Get in the car bitch!'" "BAD COMPANY"!! I love that movie, but that was too random right now. Well enough of that bullshit, let me tell you about the generous "restaurant" at the ghetto ass mall by my house and other incidents from this horribly amusing/scary day. The mall was about to close down so the guy was selling everything cheap, it was kewl, we got two slices of stuffed pizza, one slice of regular pizza, five breadsticks, two large drinks, and one regular drink for $8 from "Sbarro". That place is good...sometimes. I spent a lot of today talking on the phone with my friend Erin, who I know call and always call Erin Brando (as in Marlon Brando). She was supposed to come over tomorrow but that got messed up so she might be coming over Friday too. Great...another person here to celebrate the birthday...of a guy we don't even know...how sick. I have to talk to my mom about this though, if she says "no" I'll be pissed off. Ahhh. I seriously need to clean my room tomorrow before I even make a peep about this plan, well I already did, but I still better clean. Yeesh, it's earlier than I thought. I still need to finish watching "Lord Of The Rings", it's a REALLY good movie so far, I didn't think I would like it but I do. Well I better go........have a nice night.....and don't make your friends obsessed with Robert De Niro right before they go to your house... w/ cake and ice cream for stupid birthday parties, chrissy |